None of the parents were hurt—minus one kick, nobody appeared to land any blows

These tactics come straight from the training manuals. The line of questions used by officers are clearly meant to confuse and agitate. They want to catch you in a lie or confession to breaking a law but it always comes across as a sort of interrogation.

They also didn’t have the means and supplies to travel.

The basic formula for that question is a classic these days.

Keep trying.

45: “Sean, I need you to go out there and tell them I wack it with my left hand.”

Where do they go from here?

aka “You Heard Me”

The wrong kind of white folks feel empowered by our current Presidency.

“If I wanna go to a nail salon, I want them to talk English so they can understand when I want a goddamn top coat,” the lady continues.

That’s what she gets for letting her hands drop. +1

Seeing his wife’s(?) arms drop is priceless.

It’s fun to write out and all, but I’m sure his dad just likes to be called Woody.

He also tried to give himself a nickname:

‘Cause some forms of snitching are still frowned upon.

Or, “No, means NO!”

High Impact Scissoring

Yes, that is what I think. That’s exactly how I see it.