(Takes beer, starts guzzling...)

Wait, is the service entrance in the front or the back?

A lifetime supply of Russian prostitute urine, of course.

The way the league is changing should have very little to do with his impact on a game. Sure, he has problems guarding bigs that can shoot, but he’s still a quality rim protector.

Well, it is a little off putting to watch a guy talk to children while wearing a cup over is pants.

I don’t like the path your question is taking. Not one bit.

I would kindly take possession with a, “Thanks for the donation!”

I wouldn’t mind the pay, but my liver wouldn’t last.

(Scribbling furiously in a palm sized notebook...)

The views and opinions expressed by 45 are his alone, and do not necessarily reflect the official policy or position of any agency of the Republican Party. 80% tops, we promise.

She wasn’t even punching up.

+1 For mentioning Olympic Melo

What was he supposed to be doing before they got physical? Walk to the truck they slammed him into? Stand still for another pat down? Why did he need to be dumped on his head like that?

I’ve been trying to share with people that we could move the Mason-Dixon line down to Spotsylvania County. I’m off to check a map to see if this still stands or if I need to move it north.

This is the same team that said they were the team nobody wanted to play

No, it isn’t.

Rum and green tea.

Nope, but I was thinking about how she didn’t get yelled at and completely overlooked. I expected her to get walked past while talking. Then, after she swore at them, I expected to see her arrested for obstruction of justice and resisting arrest when she asked what she was being arrested for.

You caught up on the port authority lady yet?

Love is a live action Charlie Brown.