I like to show action with one of these:

... should take the David Carradine way out.

Our record begs for it.

With Washington, Smith can still be a clear-cut starter as he continues to try and find postseason success.

What, you’d have him listen to his State Farm rep?

Probably.

Rule 34? Rule 34.

Russell Stage-West, get it?

Nope, but all rorschach tests I see look like insects or ink spills.

He was employed by my Wizards for so, so long.

Their doing a studio version and not a radio version.

I bet Hannity doesn’t deserve to be choked during sex.

I don’t know that Love would get picked to be in the practice squad assembled for this team.

Oh, I know storm clouds. I also know they have nothing in common with these turrible jerseys.

I aim directly for the offender opposite me, and stare my resolve to play chicken.

I don’t think I’m agreeing with you.

“But, they’ll be in front of me at the grocery store, and we use the same toilet paper! Where will it end!”

Sure, if you add 30 years of life with 25lbs. of gravy a year and a nerve in your right knee that wobbles and shuts down all motor function in the brain when triggered as shown.