How much longer are we going to let this micropenis-afflicted walking turdstain embarrass our entire nation...?

Well, you know, every dog has its day.

I don’t think he listens to JarVanka.

When we’re outraged because he says something dangerously incompetent, he’s joking. When we’re disgusted because he’s being cruel while pleasing his party, he’s serious.

(Clears throat...)

I still feel like someone should take a stopwatch and figure out how long he left us while his life was flashing before him in his mind.

0:13, Teacher’s pet: “This is not how this works guys, come on.”

But, they don’t even believe everything he says. Don’t forget he also jokes around. A lot.

That depends. What you got?

As a rogue member of Kinja’s black delegation, I have no problem with “knee grow.” Is he sporting blackface? No? Then, play ball.

The 2nd worse person in the gym, right behind the guy who calls charge.

which comes after someone notices a ghostdump

I think he’s not sharing in paying the rent because he’s still paying for his backup place.

How do you dumb down, “the simplest answer is usually the right one,”?

I’d also accept, “with.”

“We’re hoping to bring the African-American community and the white community—you know, all communities together as one,” said Confederate supporter Renee...

Douchebag. Two-handed jumper professional crybaby. Low quality music dude. Horse piss.

Operation codename: The Aristocrats

Where the soundtrack is just the masonry work building a high-rise apartment building.

But is he taking care of business? Everyday?