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I’m beginning to think he can’t maintain that style of play in the league. It’s like his low-post shenanigans only work on International teams.

She has the richest, “Oh God Damn It,” out of all the members of the show. Which is saying something

We already have a body in Kelly Oubre Jr.

A baseball pitch has only one end point...

But... Neither of those three are considered defensive stoppers. At all.

At least Ted is losing weight. And, gaining strength:

He’s from a time before white privilege existed. I think they called it “white’s only” back then.

But, your kid is too young to run for office.

Just did. Three times, for it all to sink in.

The place where I’m professionally squatting has two bedrooms. Please allow me to do my part for the cause.

In his defense, masturbation can be considered cardio.

Fair enough.

I want to argue that this means you are also sitting, but I don’t want to be informed on your personal technique, it being so close to dinner time and all.

Worth a thousand words, but how far into the season are we really talking here?

We should layout his offenses in order.

For starters, I believe he tweets when he shits. I imagine that’s how everyone else does it too.

I have nothing left to teach you. +1

His people, the low-land forest elves, learned the dance from their ancestors, who we refer to as leprechauns.

But, he’s already focusing on the nation.

What the actual fuck does that have to do with anything?