Precisely! Paul Ryan is a “wonk” in the sense that most undergraduate students are “wonks.” (I include the 18-22 year old version of myself in this group). They have ideologies on how the world should work but never get into actually playing out how those ideologies may be functionally enacted and the consequences of…

This is part of a larger fallacy that reactionary conservatives can be fisked or fact-checked into submission or into showing the slightest bit of contrition, shame, or willingness to improve their reasoning. They can only be quarantined and hopefully outnumbered in swing states.

Yeah, but only because those pork rind bags are hard to open.

pay a bill... or pass a bill.

You should see his attempt to be President.

“Melania knows that I call my daughter my girlfriend. That’s what I was talking about. I don’t have a girlfriend,” he said.

Because people want to believe that the working class is a group of skilled laborers rather than the reality of most of them working in retail.

Hip shaking will no longer be allowed. Doing the Carlton, however, will be highly encouraged!

“How many students said I exposed myself?” said Sharkey.

But was it a sandwich?

D.B. Pooper

Shocker Wife Can’t Remain Seated.

What could you possibly mean by that? Berlin is one of the world’s most international, multi-lingual, progressive cities. You elected this moron. You. Not us.

Now that President Obama has moved on, it’s actually nice to see the new leader of the free world sitting in the Oval Office, and also Donald Trump.

Hey, remember when Gawker did pretty much the same damn thing and it was “ok” by everyone at Gizmodo? How’s this any different?

There’s just so many of those evil, awful websites, and we wanna take this guy done, so which one are they on?

Lets say I hypothetically want to locate these new leaked pictures, for science. Where could I find them?

Or a longer football career if he hadn’t insisted on playing only in the NFL?

And the on-deck circle for switch hitters is right behind the catcher.

“Kill hockey in the desert already! It’s not working!”