The other concussion(s?) was more than 5 years ago and was ultimately determined to be something of a neck injury as much as a concussion.

True, OP did neither confirm nor deny he was talking about masturbation.

Haha, you mean Lester Holt, the registered Republican, is a lefty?

How the hell is Super Mario Strikers not on this list? Easily the best GameCube game ever.

Go ahead and order the shirt. I think most of us Americans who understand hockey were already secretly rooting for TNA due to the composition of Team USA and its inevitable demise.

“Don’t even bother investigating it, we already know it was a brown guy who did it! Now, where do we want to aim the might of the American military next so we can enrich some private military contractors and strain our country’s resources even further. Benghazi!” - The American Right

Zero. The byline is enough.