notrickjohnsonsburner
NotRickJohnsonsBurner
notrickjohnsonsburner

A true, deep, understanding cannot possibly be found without viewing the incredible documentary film Team America:

I know I’ve said Fidelity a bunch in other replies, but .... Fidelity ;-)

“...I couldn’t remember any movie titles at all.”

“in which Gwyneth Paltrow inexplicably wears a fat suit—”

It’s not stealing a role unless the role was owned by somebody else first.

Victim blaming here? My-oh-my!

You don’t have to say it at all. You certainly don’t need to say it so I can understand.

“Congress” is already not exclusively Republican and based on how the next senate race works out could swing entirely the other way.

It the message here that we should be mad at Emily Blunt for betraying the cause of equal pay by settling for such a meager sum?

It may - many contracts are written to specifically allow/dictate how the stars will give access to their followers and what remuneration should be for that access.

Hmmmm - you have a phone. A modern phone capable of displaying a bar code. And yet you can’t think of anything you can <hint> take to remind you of the specific event you were at?

“Imagine being a fan who watched the Cubs win at home in game seven of the World Series and having only a digital ticket to prove you were there, one that will disappear from history the minute you upgrade your iPhone.”

Caution: Reaching this far may be hazardous to one’s health. Pulling of muscles is likely.

“It’s a disingenuous critique, rooted in defensiveness and fear”

Bit of revisionist history there:

... and yet even I can point out your dishonesty.


Because you are disappointed in the way your life turned out, you feel helpless to succeed or be respected, and the only way you can build self-esteem is to dream about punching someone?

Pentatonix is a collection of fresh-faced, earnest, and extremely bland a cappella singers who have somehow made an indelible impression on American middlebrow culture.”