You limit your theory with “about Bill.”

Yep. Those women clearly don’t know what they are doing and should be prohibited from collaborating with whomever they think will produce the best music.

That’s men for you - always drawing conclusions on broad-based stereotypes. Men! Sheesh.

“And while Antonoff is far from the most egregious offender”

I really enjoy your columns, but this reads like it was taken directly from a vendors lobbying slide deck.

Stop you - putting forward an idea and backing it with some facts and a rational thought process will simply not be tolerated here.

What a sad life one must lead when the only response to a tragic story with the best ending possible is snark.

I believe in helping people, but I don’t believe in government cronyism.

Internet outrage is abundant. Certainly there is something, er, real, to be outraged about.

“...who, during the U.S. Open final in September, was deemed by the chair umpire to have coached Williams from his seat in the stands, thereby earning her a code violation...”

The Splinter staff wakes up every morning thinking what can I write that will generate clicks.

Exactly. That’s why there are so many more successful weekly sketch comedy shows.

100% accurate so long as “all of us” is defined as “all of us people who are watching more NFL because they aren’t letting anyone or anything happen to fuck up a QB.”

Starred for gumption.... and humor, but mostly gumption  ;-)

I consider a star a worthwhile reward for the chuckle ...  thank you!

GTFY

Hidden behind the fury - the author of this article is wearing glasses. Do you know the secret dog whistle she’s playing to?

Like an alcoholic madly searching the house and wildly chugging mouthwash, we must find something - no matter how much of a stretch it may be - to be the subject of our outrage.

Are you familiar with the internet? You simply cannot respond in a rational, calm, collected manner and not follow it up with rabid name calling and character assassination.

“Nationally, Garrison is known for a bit of personal business she never wanted to be made public”