Personally, I’ll take someone who when agitated says insensitive things that he may not even mean over someone who actively tries to destroy people’s lives.

Oh, a Trump troll grows a conscience all of a sudden?

I’m going to need her to be like Alec Baldwin and just come back to do that whenever possible. It’s uncanny. She does a better Sean Spicer than Sean Spicer.

Half-assing it at your job is why most of us have time to read Deadspin.

I hate this National Hat Day bullshit. I’m going dancing instead. You can come too if you want to. But don’t bring your friends. They don’t dance, so they’re no friends of mine.

Before I Forget

As soon as I saw AFI I thought of this:

Yeah, both Popovich and Sager are guys that I really wanted to hate a while back but I just ran out of reasons to be able to.

I get it now. 2016 isn’t real, it just refuses to break kayfabe.

This Blackhawks fan does not miss him at all. Easily replaced with a cheaper, younger guy who can do the same things without all the idiotic penalties, to say nothing of the rest of Shaw’s baggage.

Man I loved the Sonics. The Reign Man and The Glove. Kendall Gill. Vincent Askew. Michael Cage. Nate McMillan. Dale Ellis. Xavier McDaniel. Detlef Schrempf. Big Smooth. Hersey Hawkins. Eddie Johnson. Ricky Pierce. Tom Chambers. Dana Barros. Derrick McKey. Olden Polynice and man with the best voice in the game, Kevin…

I was such a Kemp fan, and so convinced that he would go down in history as a all time great player, that I focused on collecting his cards instead of Michael Jordan.

Not at all surprising coming from a shitbag program like notre dame

Okay. But what about the travel?

call me a highlight truther all you want but that’s fucking travelling.

All four of these players are fit to be President of the United States now. Good for them!

Somewhere, four young football players are really wishing they’d gone to Baylor instead.