This is incredibly true, but who are they still trying to sell this album to? Anyone that wanted it, already has it. I guess it just makes you appreciate those ridiculous upset years even more (most recently Beck winning over Bey).

She’s not insufferable for standing up for herself. She’s insufferable because she won. Yes, she should stand up for herself when mouth diarrhea shits all over her, but ugh, no one wants Top 40 to win the album of the year. . These were the Grammys, not the AMAs or VMAs.

*Wink, wink, nudge, nudge*

Muah ha ha ha ha ha!

C’mon, you have to! If you don’t, not only will the terrorists have won, but you’ll be handing over something else to the top .01%. Now get your love squirm on and like it!

Who are these individuals, that are somehow eligible to vote, don’t know that Jeb and Dubbs are bros? Maybe not bro niños, but both products of the love squirms of George Sr. and Babs. Soak that thought into your memory banks... Ahhh, Happy Valentine’s Day

I’m not sure if North is over it because she loves color, or because she went to the Yeezy fashion show and all she got was a Sweatshirt (and a fur). Bedazzle the girl already!

A Texas bamma knows you don’t wear stilettos while walking through a grassy field.

Did you watch the game at all? Peyton Manning’s contribution was to manage the clock and not give away the football. He threw one pass into the end zone and it was a 2 point conversion pass. He by no means won the game. Denver’s defense was unstoppable and Carolina never stood a chance.

Momma, time to pull out all those Gentrified Park Slope Million dollar yoga pants Mommas. Get those ladies and Biggie’s momma there. Have Beyonce in the audience Hillary. Get your Brooklyn on!

My unconnected self seriously thinks Rita Ora was hoping to be Jay-Z’s side piece and when that didn’t happen, she started suing left and right. And also, she’s just a second tier Rihanna, but maybe they thought she could pull her weight in Europe. Idk. Sorry girl.

Did Kim and Amber arrange the upcoming nuptials of Sebastian and North??? Wouldn’t that be something????

I agree! I feel like she’s channeling Julianne Moore in Boogie Nights. The trim on the ruffles is the only thing I’m a little meh about.

I wouldn’t be surprised if they were eloping in Juarez right now. If they really wanted to stir up some shit!

Here is ultimately why I’m pro-Clinton even if idealistically Bernie’s ideas are more my speed. I’ve got daughters. You can’t feasibly tell daughters that if they play by the rules, give everything they’ve got to a cause, are smart, and even keeled that they can grow up to be president if it doesn’t happen to Hillary.…

Rob is not watching Mozart in the Jungle. He’s watching sexy Blac Chyna videos that are on repeat in her home gym. Like her washing a car in a white tank top and waxing the car with her booty. The fact that neither he nor Kris can figure out how to turn it off will make the water boil sooner between those two!…

He didn’t just ask Macklemore to help him Cyrano serenade her? Pity.

Could it be that Amber Rose is the modern day Helen of Troy? Okay, so it’s a stretch, but I wouldn’t mind the Jaime Foxx/Jay -Z version of this story!