Well, now it’s official, nelly did it!

I’m amazed no one’s called you a pussy yet.

Ive got a version of this copied to a notepad and ready to post on kinja articles for free likes too.

Wait for it. Wait for it....#mentoo

“Something something where’s the coke?”

Yeah I heard them say that. I don’t believe it, but I heard them say it.

Maybe I’m the only one who thinks this just sounds like the government forcing its will on people because it can. Good for the pets though

Make a porno eh?

Love it

The idea that someone could keep a kinja account for account month let alone a day is mind boggling to me. On that note a good half of my accounts got ungreyed and I’m just here to troll. It’s not thaaaat tough

Good for her, but as people have already stated....this movie isn’t necessarily the truest.

Alright, for the fun of it

If there’s one thing I hate more than rape culture it’s paddington bear. #lockhimup #byhimimeanpaddington

Where’s my steven Segal article? You just know he’s forcing himself on ladies with his slow moving poorly choreographed advances.

That’s what happens with all male celebrities

I’d have to be locked the fuck up with the key thrown away. That would be a solid enough lesson to teach me. Otherwise, idk

Yo I heard Steven segal was molesting chicks, you all should do a story on that.

That’s fucking hilarious, talk about getting off easy though. Shit, I’d send personalized checks with my face on em

Can’t wait for the inevitable outrage article.

Hey, as long as you can justify it, that’s all that matters