So, guy 1 is shocked when he isn’t underwater on a vehicle (meaning he’s probably barely above water), had a leased 2019 Accord that similarly they bailed out of as soon as it was in the black and has a reservation for a $75,000 (min) vehicle along with another brand new vehicle that’s a depreciation champion?

The 1994 Dodge Ram front end was a complete departure from what other manufacturers were doing with pickup trucks up until that point. While it is pretty ‘meh’ nowadays, it set a trend that almost all other manufacturers started designing toward in the years after and still carries on today, 27 years later.

1st Generation Ford Taurus. Looked like the space shuttle compared to the boxy cars that were normal of that era. Seemed super futuristic in comparison when it first came out.  Looking back at them now its hard to believe that seemed cutting edge, but it definitely seemed like it was at the time.

Any woman who would allow me to transport our children in a 1995 Chrysler Voyager equipped with only a single airbag is the grail.

You can lead a David to Toyota, but you can’t make him drink (the easily serviceable fluids).

Roscoe P. Coletrain !!!

Dadgummit, you go git yerself EDUMACATED in the norms and mores of yer adopted culture RIGHT NOW, y’hear?

Missing the CCTV footage of a Sherrif throwing his hat on the ground

Nah, Matt Gaetz probably has something fancier than a Santa Fe.

Too bad Ford never let them have the keypad, which has been letting people lock their car without worrying about getting the keys wet since 1980.

2nded Smart Key. Fun fact - if you put a set of keys in the car and lock it with another set of keys (smart key inside and regular key outside) it’ll disable that key until the vehicle is unlocked by an outside key. So even if someone smashes the window, that key won’t be able to start the vehicle. Also works with the…

Camaro vents!!! With the controls being part of the design

saab!

I always loved when power window switches have two levels of “click”. The first level is normal operation. The second level requires a harder push and express opens or closes. Simple but useful. I think BMW or VW invented this, but it’s becoming commonplace.

OMG. That little plastic clip on the A-pillar of older Volvos is pure genius. My boss in the late ’90s had a Volvo S70. Beautiful car, and it could really move. I loved everything about that car. But when I saw that little clip, I just about lost it, because it was so simple, yet so useful.

I used to love the ‘Swing’ feature on a friends Mazda 626 in college. Basically you pushed a button and it made the center air vents constantly rotate back and forth so they were blowing out the a/c like an oscillating fan.

...if we would have just have elected David Tracy back in November.

Free Tetanus shots for everyone!!

We could all be rolling around in our Economic Impact Rusty Cherokees if we would have just have elected David Tracy back in November.