I bet it will be *very* Bentley after a month or two..

If the goal is to differentiate from Subaru, that seems counter-productive.

They could try lifting it and putting some black plastic cladding on the wheel wells, I hear that’s pretty popular.

So it drew a dick, then got stuck in the mouth of the Suez and there aren’t enough seamen with enough thrust to push it out. And the longer it’s in there, the more screwed we are...

Driving it on Michigan roads in spring is a fast way to move it past Bentley status to full-out Brokely.

Sounds like an apartment manager is about to become a former apartment manager.

Sounds like an apartment manager is about to have a lot of dents and flat tires on their car.

Years ago I read a book called The Millionaire next Door. It was mainly about small business owners who lived in the same area with lawyers, brokers, doctors, etc. The millionaire  business owners were richer than their neighbors but usually didn’t have the flashy house, car, etc. They just lived an average low key…

In my neighborhood we have a problem with spoiled and entitled children being a nuisance on dirtbikes and ATV’s. They ride in as irresponsible of a manner as you can imagine, speeding down sidewalks, through park playgrounds with toddlers playing in them, do donuts in baseball fields and play chicken with cars. Every…

This is why the video evidence of my assorted crimes won’t hit YouTube until after I’m dead.

Good thing Jalopnik is giving this tool’s YT channel more visibility to pay off the fines and keep doing stupid shit for monetary gain 

Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.

99% of the people ripping on the Kia Soul on the interwebs aren’t car folks. They think the Mercedes G Wagon is the ultimate vehicle when we all know which car is always the answer

I work sales at a dealership, and as for the first question, a few options it could be:

It seems that at this point some people would rather default to being butthurt than do any critical thinking or research. I wonder how many of the people who thought this might be a slight against America or the flag own apparel or bumper stickers that DO in fact infract upon the flag code?

I watch that! We just need to find a deranged man somewhere. Hmm...

No. That’s a Jeep Thing. You would understand. Perhaps a fold flat ARB inflator X-jack would get you by. Fancy car, fancy jack. There’s rules. 

I’m hoping it’s in the low setting, and not in the “broken” setting.

I see your route crosses Idaho. You do understand there’s a check-station there at the border and you will be turned around unless the Land Cruiser has a mandated hipster awning pullout thing for overlanding.