As a 928 owner -

Porsche 928? They probably didn't even have to rig it with explosives. Just push in the cigarette lighter while the headlamps and wipers are on...

Maybe put BMW badges on while you're at it!

That doesn't answer, "What do you think of it?"

So how do you like your Lexus?

People pay $199 to lease a corolla? Can't you lease a 3 series for that?

If the written account is accurate then the very first line of the conversation went thusly:

What Do You Say To Someone Who Made A Bad Car Purchase?

The record has to be my sister.

Good point. Wife drives an Edge. Maybe I should scrounge some different emblems and confuse people.

"Kia Santa Fe."

I see your Triumph Acclaim and raise you a Plymouth Acclaim. And I win because underneath your Acclaim is a Honda Civic, while underneath my Acclaim is an Acclaim.

Oooof. Poor dude, if he keeps bringing up that premium he's probably gonna be hearing much worse from people with far less tact than you.

Is it just me or does that look like an early Volvo S40 with a different face?

Ford Edge and Flex. The names are reversed.

McLaren MP4-12C. The name makes me want to hate this car.

I...like this?

Ford Aspire. My mom always said it was because the owners aspired to own a real car...to be honest I can't think what else it would mean.

I'm sure he's real sorry his choice in car isn't good enough for you.

I've always thought about giving a car as a joke. I seem to have a penchant for seriously cheap cars (think sub $800), and the idea of throwing one of those big corny Lexus bows on the top of a rusted out Lumina minivan would make my day.