Listen, Emma, you know damn well it's not full circle for LeBron without a ham sandwich and Mama Cass involved.

@FATJEW, @Sizzlechest33^^...I don't put in too much time, but its fun.

slightly resembled Val Kilmer, back when Val Kilmer weighed less than Kirstie Alley

Naked Gun 3⅓ Inches: The Final Insult

Tirico is really making sure that everyone knows Mark Ingram's dad is in federal pound you in the ass penitentiary.

That was well put. I'm not even upset. Regression to the mean, I suppose.

+1 Raysism

Anything to keep him relevant? There were seriously three different spots they could have thrown the flag there.

Gee-zus, Eli. Is he pissed at his wideouts? He keeps leading them into really vulnerable spots.

e·li /ˈēˌlī/

/image fucking Eli'd

Stevie Johnson with the Plax shooting himself in the leg TD celebration. Someone needs to post that video.

Monster In-Laws you crazy asshole!

Fab looks like a different player. He dropped noticeable weight and is actually running the floor and acting like he actually has some degree of hand-eye coordination. The announcers blew him on ESPN both against VTech and today. My only concern is the same as last year. Cuse has probably more talent, Joseph has…

He hit a couple big threes early in the 2nd half back to back. Other than that, he was very Scoop. Dion came in with like 5 or 6 to go and straight took over. Dimes, drawing fouls, steals in the top of the zone, etc. He ran shit. They were down like 6 or 7 with 5 and change left and went on the same type of run they…

Dion Waiters > Tebow > Scoop

I decided to go with Wonderlic—-MyBalls, and change the avatar to Terrell Owens crying, then quote The Big Leb