That’s the most epic burn from an ex-Niners’ coach since Tomsula accidentally used the linen setting when ironing York’s silk shirts.

I want to, but I don’t speak Cuban, so it would be absurd of me to do so.

And if detention doesn’t work, next step is rendition.

Sources have told Adam Schefter that the surgery was actually a transplant from an unnamed donor.

This is championship-level Mom-ing. Ms. Mary, do you run a boot camp for moms who need to strengthen their fundamentals? I’d like to register mine, please!

So they gave him something and now want it back. According to Snyder, the derogatory term for this type of behavior is actually a tribute to Native Americans.

I could not give two fucks less what the person sitting next to me paid for a ticket to a sporting event, much less a Baseball game.

Fuck Duke with each one of these:

“We’re talking about celebrity stuff, not politics.”...solid description of the GOP debates

Well, you can cut taxes as long as you manage your spending and have sound strategies for where the money goes. But fiscal responsibility is not a thing most governors care about, and most legislatures think money grows on trees so that’s how they end up like this.

See also: Kansas, Oklahoma

Lots of people of avoid sex with people of the opposite sex...

I had already read the story. It's pretty clear Manning took HGH, not that it's too shocking in this day and age. Sly also obviously was dealing. These stories always get discreted, think Balco and Biogensis and then then out to be true...