Most excited guy in then room? Ted Wells. Here comes a few more millions for an “independent” study

And that they think denying science is a selling point to the party. Literally every smart nation believes in science, because its fucking real

Seriously, these guys look older than me, and I’m multiple years out of college, not even high school

When the gov’t guarantees student debt, and no limit on said debt, why not jack up tuition everywhere?

In all seriousness, when will the current stars create their own limited partnership and break off from the owners? They could hire limited staff and coaches and make 10x the amount each instead of all the money going to one rich a-hole

I think it's more to have a court rule that Goodell is omnipotent (until the next lockout and CBA). But what sane league would try to railroad a superstar (other than baseball)? I don't like the Pats but Brady retiring would be the ultimate F U. Teams with no great QB will not win, one less jersey to sell, less money…

Because if you only rely on the team-hired staff you won't even make it through one season in the NFL. Same for any other sport at this point in time

And only about 10 percent are ever actually “millionaires.” If you don't go in the top two rounds, or you don't make it to a second contract (4 or 5 years) you ain't ever seeing a million to your name. You may play 3 years, make the league minimum that whole time, then be done with a broken body and 750k after taxes…

BREAKING: Guys who live outside of reality endorse Guy from outside of reality

He goes Ham

“You the real MVP” - Steph Curry

Reminds me of this:

I wouldn’t say it’s all of NYC, it really is neighborhood and block dependent. The area that I grew up in was in its first generation as a residential neighborhood. Everyone in the building that I grew up in was the first (or second) owner of the apt, and there were 10 units, so we were much more friendly than…

You rarely say hi to anyone. I barely know my own neighbors, let alone recognize most. You just don’t see too many of the same people around often

“I’m looking for a friend named H-E-R-O-I-N, can you tell me what room he’s in?”

As always, if there’s a lawsuit involving multiple victims, the last thing the coaches should do is say that the teams are being “unfairly” hurt. You brought it on yourselves

I’ll cheer for him when “Red Sox Nation” (which shockingly disappeared in the last few years) stops acting like A-Rod is the worst person in the world while ignoring David Ortiz’s career is 100% because of the juice. I don’t care that he did it, but he should stop acting like his shit doesn’t stink

Serious question for any lawyer out there, at what point can repeated abuses of a signed CBA lead to criminal charges for a business/its representatives? Or is the only option for a judge to grant some sort of civil injunction?

You can only make that trip in 49 minutes at 3am in the morning. That’s taken me over 3 hours to complete before

I am dead serious about this. He truly believed he was good, if not better than LeBron, when he came to Syracuse as a freshman