She has the same body shape as me (with the under boob fat that I've never seen on anyone else) and is rocking that bikini so I'm losing my shit with joy because I've never seen myself in a pretty posing person before. But no, I'm not that smooth, unfortunately. Stretch mark city up in here!

No, I don't trust the inherently flawed institution of police states that allow this to happen. How hard is that to understand?

wrong. Cops carry guns. Cops have power over you. Cops can lie about what happened and get away with pretty much anything.
Especially in Canada where cops are pretty much the only people walking around carrying weapons.

Silver Linings Playbook... At first I thought she was a teenager until the story went further.. it was weird until I figured out she was at least in her 20s...

My boyfriend’s aunt posts these types of things all the time. To the point where I’ve hidden her from my timeline. Yet, when I did this quiz she came up as my soulmate..TWICE!

I got my boyfriend’s aunt twice and my best friend once.

I all of a sudden want to homeschool my kids. Like, are there homeschooling communities that are not based on religious propogandas but are based on being terrified that someone like this racist shit-wad might be teaching my child for 8 hours a day?

Her liner is always perfect. I think she was a makeup artist at some point?

I’m pretty sure that writer took a lot of context away from the article. I’ve been following her for a long time and have never heard her/ seen her/ read anythign by her with the tones implied in that one article. Either she was having a real shit day or that writer was searching too hard for an angle on this.

loling right now over the reply from whatiswrongwithyouwhatthefuck at my desk. but I didn’t want to actually reply to them about how funny their comment is and how it made me almost choke on couscous. so here i am.

Dairy Queen Cotton Candy Blizzard. Amaze.

Thank you for telling me this. I have an iced coffee almost every day. I will be switching.

Which is confusing since any anti-depressant I’ve been on has had the opposite side effect?

Yes, I loved that part!

I am Canadian and never watched.

I love baby pictures and always have. Suck it, haters.

OMG I dated a guy like this. That one asshole who seems so perfect that a normally strong woman just fucking crumbles. God, I am happily in a long term relationship with step-kids and I still think about him some times. I recently found out that his commitment issues were actually because I was a mistress for the…

I’m still friends with my highschool boyfriend but we didn’t talk for a few years which was long enough for us both to be totally over it and adults. But other than that I am a total bridge burner. Right now I am dealing with my ex that I broke up with FIVE YEARS AGO who still tries to interject himself in to my life.…

NO

Yeah. And I totally get the “I just can’t” feeling. That debilitating fear. I had that fear a lot at 14 like, when driving the backseat of a car with my boyfriend and thinking about how much I wanted to hold his hand but “just couldn’t” work up the nerve. Let alone being in her situation....