Battlestar Galactica

When I was 4 my parents got us a kitten. What did I name him? Lowly. He was pretty snazzy, like the worm, until he ran away a few years later. :(

I'm totally not next. The last time I stepped foot into a salon was on my 20th birthday- May 14, 2005. I trim my own hair/bangs and while my hair does get a bit frizzy I always make sure to keep it at a length that's suitable for slightly messy chignons. My hair is not perfect but I think it's beautiful and versatile…

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I (think?) I once saw a Proactiv vending machine at a mall. Am I making this up or are these real? It would have been in 2007-2008ish. Also, I "borrowed" some of the face wash once from my roommate. I've never had any problems with sensitive skin before but afterwards I felt like I had taken a Brillo pad to my face.

I was active on OK Cupid from about October 2009 to September 2010, with little breaks here and there. I'd say I went on about 20 dates. I ended up involved with someone for two years and the very first guy I ever met on there is a close friend and lovely "fuck buddy" (for lack of a better term; we'd maybe try a…

Same here, kinda. All of the rich kids started getting braces when they were in 6th grade and I used to fantasize about what it would be like to be a part of that "club". I did have a severe need for braces though, so much moreso that the rich kids. I eventually got my wish when my parents went on Medicaid when I was…

When my boyfriend broke up with me recently I got the usual "Oh my God, I'm so sorry this happened" and "He's a jerk, girl you can do better!" comments and I was told that I "might want to change my status on FB". SERIOUSLY, IS THAT WHAT YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO SAY TO SOMEONE WHO WAS DUMPED LESS THAN AN HOUR AGO!?

I'm horribly lazy so I'm just going to get my Hoppin John from a can.

Yep, we were naked, cuddling, it was a nice intimate scene. He still tried hugging me and pulling me close as he told me he didn't see our relationship going anywhere. It makes no sense to me. I'm sorry you've been in this situation too.

Breakups make you do terrible shit.

Yeah, and I'm so surprised and angry by how he did it that I can't even cry at this point. It's a nice change from my usual breakups that result in immediate uncontrollable sobbing that lasts for hours.

I had to save the booze! I took public transit home and they have "police" that periodically come on board to check for tickets and whatnot. I was a bit concerned that I would be caught with 8 opened bottles of liquor but thankfully I made the 40 minute train ride and mile-plus walk without getting hassled by anyone.

My boyfriend dumped me tonight, about 15 minutes after we had sex. Things had been pretty rocky between us but what kind of monster sleeps with you and then says that he doesn't want a relationship anymore? I thankfully had a nice large tote bag with me so I packed up my toiletries and liquor and headed home. Two…

It is pretty awesome having older parents. My dad was 48 when I was born and my mom was a week shy of turning 42. I'm an only child and my parents didn't think they could have kids then bam, after 22 years of marriage I appeared. My dad was 8 when WWII ended and one of his oldest brothers was in the war too. Both of…

It is pretty awesome but sans boyfriend it's like a weeknight or something around here.

I'm laying in bed in my undies, drinking a nice crisp glass of moscato d'asti, with my fatcat sleeping next to me and I'm re-watching Battlestar Galactica on Netflix. This is all just an attempt to comfort myself while my boyfriend is off temporarily working the night shift. Sigh.

Best advice I ever got in regards to packing for NYC trips: bring a tote bag that you can throw over your shoulder for shopping. That way you can just throw all of your purchases in that and not worry about carrying a bajillion bags in your hands. It's also good for the wintertime cause it frees up your hands/arms so…

They are originally from Kikkerland and apparently you can still buy them via their website for $20. http://www.kikkerland.com/products/lucky-beggar-wallet/

I would totally not be offended if a compulsive cleaner scrubbed my apartment down. For some reason when my landlord was renovating my apartment a few years ago he put down small square tiles in my kitchen. It's damn near impossible to keep my floor and especially the grout clean without using a scrub brush. Also, my…