Let me ‘splain: Whenever I see the letters “PC”, it just gets the older Mac-dander up like you wouldn’t believe. In my old age, I forget they’re all “personal computers”, no matter what shitty platform one may use.

Her?

Quiet, everyone! An old man’s talking!

#maclivesmatter

And tits. Don't forget the tits.

NERD!

"Masturbations for some, miniature saluting flags for others!"

Jumpin' on is a lot easier than jumpin' off. Wooooo!

Space Mountain may be the oldest ride, but it's got the longest line.

It is what it is.

I wonder if he also plays the sax-o-ma-phone…

That can't be true, can it? That's awful.

Ack! "Going forward" was nails on chalkboard whenever I heard coworkers use it. For fook's sake, just say "from now on".

Heh heh… bust.

You'd have to Rufio me to get me to see this.

Seriously. I didn't get a Disqus account until after they started covering wrassling. Now I may never post another message again!

Between that, Big Cass's Wheel of Generic Cock-Rock Themes and the plea for arson in Rollins's intro, tonight was just a shit show on the audio front. Did CFO$ get future endeavoured?

If you're the good guy. Which, in Jinder's case, probably wouldn't apply, even if it is in India. I mean, c'mon… it's Jinder!

Maybe the same writer/producer/booker in charge of the Fashion Police storyline is the same one that handled the neverending Emmalina vignettes. Build-up, build-up, build-up… then disappointing reveal, immediately followed by dropping the whole thing and praying everyone has short memories.

Nah, I think Corbin will cost Naka the match, continuing their feud. The money match for SS is Cena v. Jinder, especially if the Fed is touring India in September. I doubt Naka even sniffs the World title picture until after WM, which hopefully will feature him vs. Styles, a match that clearly doesn't need a title to…