Her?

Quiet, everyone! An old man’s talking!

#maclivesmatter

And tits. Don't forget the tits.

NERD!

"Masturbations for some, miniature saluting flags for others!"

Jumpin' on is a lot easier than jumpin' off. Wooooo!

Space Mountain may be the oldest ride, but it's got the longest line.

It is what it is.

I wonder if he also plays the sax-o-ma-phone…

That can't be true, can it? That's awful.

Ack! "Going forward" was nails on chalkboard whenever I heard coworkers use it. For fook's sake, just say "from now on".

Heh heh… bust.

You'd have to Rufio me to get me to see this.

Seriously. I didn't get a Disqus account until after they started covering wrassling. Now I may never post another message again!

Between that, Big Cass's Wheel of Generic Cock-Rock Themes and the plea for arson in Rollins's intro, tonight was just a shit show on the audio front. Did CFO$ get future endeavoured?

If you're the good guy. Which, in Jinder's case, probably wouldn't apply, even if it is in India. I mean, c'mon… it's Jinder!

Maybe the same writer/producer/booker in charge of the Fashion Police storyline is the same one that handled the neverending Emmalina vignettes. Build-up, build-up, build-up… then disappointing reveal, immediately followed by dropping the whole thing and praying everyone has short memories.

Nah, I think Corbin will cost Naka the match, continuing their feud. The money match for SS is Cena v. Jinder, especially if the Fed is touring India in September. I doubt Naka even sniffs the World title picture until after WM, which hopefully will feature him vs. Styles, a match that clearly doesn't need a title to…

What I don't get is why even bother having Lana be a competitor. She was pitch perfect as Rusev's second. Great on the mic, the crowd ate her up, the two actually have legit chemistry with each other. So why rock the boat and not only separate the two, but throw her into the ring when she's clearly not ready for it?