Wrong franchise. You might be thinking Donald Glover.

I pictured Scott Pilgrim saying that before starting the projector.

Not to spoil anything, but…

Spiders don't have claws.

Or walnut date loaf.

Well played.

I forgot about his daughter's situation. That could add a few wrinkles to this story. So at this point I will just say glad the family's been reunited, and whatever happened is a strictly a family matter.

Your movie was great.

I went to click the Spider-Man: Homecoming review link (saw it today… awesome!) and my eye caught this headline, but as the Spidey review started loading, I thought there was a word after "…has been found" and thought the worst. Thankfully I was wrong.

President Twitter = Baron Zemo?

Is this the show that did the infamous "Baby Bird"?

…

It's maddening, no?

Yeah, a lot of fitness nuts like to say it, especially those cross-fit wackadoos.

Can you still call it "the Stranger" if you know him?

If he fell just from the mere act of standing up, he probably should have stopped after three highballs.

A post-Winter Soldier spyhunt where Black Widow has to tie up loose ends after the big infodump, and Hawkeye is the only one she can trust to finish the job. Lots of flashbacks to Budapest and whatever other things they got into in their past. It practically writes itself!

She did say "Soary".

I've never understood that whole "fall down x times, stand up x+1". It makes no sense. If you didn't fall down that 8th time, what are you standing up from?

Gay for a play.