It's Kung Pow but less Asian.

Is good, yes?

The Legion of Substitute Heroes audition is that way, man.

Best way to reboot Fantastic Four: Incredibles 2.

"It's based on our race."

Lazy Comment Is Lazy

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Does whatever the betting line says unless the sharps get some new information on how the line will move just before game time♫

Hey, why do you have to Sas-squash the dreams of us Canadians?

I like my participles dangling, thank you very much. It's the only thing out of which I get any joy.

Damn. That was way better than what I wrote and immediately deleted.

Wow. I didn't realize that was a real place. I thought you had a stroke and keeled over on your keyboard.

Brie said GLOW was her first full frontal on Marc Maron's podcast. So unless she's lying, no CGI there.

Franco Harris is dead?!?!?

Colonel Ninotchka would have stood outside the ring glowering like a pro.

[insert two things here]

Sulu. Short Round. Mr. Miyagi.

I saw Al Franken walking out of a GNC with tons of arm butter, saying to himself, "Sun's out, guns out."

Jughandles or GTFO.

What a bunch of boring clowns.

I sometimes toggle back and forth between Lindsay and her sister Becca about which one is worse. Just a whole gaggle of worst ejected from the same awful womb.