Huh? I saw it as “aliens don’t understand human traffic laws” joke

Yeah, this idea keeps popping up on sites like Polygon or Kotaku but most people didn’t care at all.

Before I saw the words ‘in the script’ in this headline, I swear I thought it was going to be ‘Tony Stark’s big Avengers: Endgame moment wasn’t earned’. Which is something I would definitely expect to see from this site, given how it’s already told women the same thing about the A-Force moment because sexual politics…

Same here. I hacked both a Mini 9 and an Inspiron 10. It was a very inexpensive way to get a netbook-sized Mac laptop, which did not exist back then. Not the fastest thing in the world, by any means, but by the standards of the day it held its own. I’m just your common, everyday user of technology, but taking on this…

If you can’t afford to tip 20% then you can’t afford to eat out.

You're a fucking jerk.

Prison guards and the prison system are wholly responsible for ANY and ALL violence that occurs in the facilities they are running.

Your comment is the most cringey thing I've seen this Aprill Fools so far. 

And here I was worried this sort of thing was subjective, and that I liked some of them. Thanks for setting me straight bud.

Why bother stopping at Fox and go straight to 1600 Penn?

Defenders above... well anything, but especially Daredevil Season 3 is ridiculous. RIDICULOUS

Perhaps because the $60 game was a standalone game.

New content costs money to make SMH

I found this headline to be much more trashy and manipulative than a typical Jezebel headline, and was sincerely surprised. Titles like this are why I refuse to read BuzzFeed. So far all my comments have been approved, so if this one isn’t at least we know why.

Hey, Kevin, how is Rocky, the brown, queer, well spoken taco truck owner looking ugly in this situation? Did you bother to read what he said, or are you just shitting on him in the name of “journalism”?

Yes, but their fried chicken cutlet is better than any other place’s fried chicken cutlet. 

This is absolutely horrific and terrifying; the police acted in retaliation to her helping a minor during a search. She did nothing wrong, but the Met police have essentially sanctioned the police officers’ actions. No country can claim there is no blue wall of silence and intimidation that uses its power and…

Remember folks, Destiny is the game where all the people in the comments saying they’ll never play again because the game is trash are playing RIGHT NOW.

I’ve always wanted to know, what is it like to work in the White House?

These are the things my former boss has said, a self-proclaimed evangelical Christian in his late 60s/early 70s:

1: a belief that race is the primary determinant of human traits and capacities and that racial differences produce an inherent superiority of a particular race