His son was the only one that could ever reach me.

I’m not sure that’s possible. :D

Hey God!

47 of those are just Patton Oswalt.

“What Excites You The Most About 2016?”

i love Dawn! i’ll fight you, i’ll fight EVERYONE!

The most sensational, inspirational, celebrational, Muppetational one ever.

The best? Probably not. Perfect for the show? Yes. Should It be remembered? Absolutely.

I present: The Middleman. For when you need thrilling heroics and Natalie Morales looking crazy hot in the only in one episode but all over the advertising catsuit.

It’s sheer elegance in its simplicity.

Buffy. Cheesy and catchy as hell.

“Romance”

Poor Superman. Always the bridesmaid to Batman’s bride.

The 2010 movie starred Bruce Willis, Morgan Freeman, and John Malkovich

It was the first time Masus had seen a human. He’d seen paintings, and dolls, but human beings were rare in this part of the world. She looked fragile, and dismembered, and strange. Her legs and feet, unclothed, looked like twisted, malformed arms and hands, like some sort of traveling circus grotesquerie.

You guys should have a little salt shaker icon to put after the headers. Give everything a little ‘salt shaker rating’ between 1 and 5. That way we don’t have to actually read ‘salt shaker’ every day.

“We’ve made her an actress, which is very Hedy Lamar. She was a ‘40s siren actress who was also a scientific genius,...”

It’s over. Let’s just have a drink and remember the good times.

Cause he’s a nice guy and he doesn’t want the other heroes to feel inadequate. Sometimes he’ll like let Luthor punch him and he will fall down so that Green Arrow can use a boxing glove arrow or Aquaman can talk to a hermit crab and they can feel good about themselves. Really though, Superman was just letting that…

Is that the ship that made the bank run in less then 12 wallets?