Yeah, that’s what I was thinking. It’s a nice dream, and would be an excellent visual, but it doesn’t seem like it could possibly play out that way. I will keep fantasizing though!

Damn...

While this is awesome, these kind of stories give me pause as to the state of my home and the impression it would give to FBI raiders. Like was I really too tired to throw my clothes in the hamper last night? Would the FBI guys sit around the office post pre-dawn raid and muse “hey did you see tornado’s underpanties…

Oh please with your “not all men” bullshit. Chris Brown is a scumbag who beat the shit out of Rihanna, and is apparently still not leaving her alone. And don’t backtrack on your original comment, you said “why do you feel the need to take EVERY OPPORTUNITY to bash men in general?” I’d like to see all the dozens of…

No, only men with no boundaries (plus two eyes and a wifi password). Whether or not “no boundaries” is a descriptor that applies to men in general is left to the reader to determine. Don’t blame people for the interpretations you project onto their words!

“Death is only the end if you assume the story is about you.”

Currently taking bets on how long it takes until he shows up at a rally with a bunch of fake medals on his ill-fitting suit coat.

“Strong hands” is not how I’d describe 45.

Damn. I wanted to live long enough to see that next Avengers movie.

Someone tell Jeff Sessions we’ve located a leaker.

I have nothing to add to this.

Remember when people said “Kelly’s gonna tighten the ship and help Trump pivot to a more traditionally presidential image?”

That doesn’t benefit anyone but nursing home owners who employ people who harm the elderly. That’s basically Trump giving the go-ahead to just abuse the elderly as much as someone wants.

Imagine, if you will, if the White House’s previous occupant regularly lost his shit and rage tweeted while being completely unable to regulate his tone, mood, words, and terrible temper. Imagine if a woman was President and acted like Trump, an emotional lunatic unable to tell the truth even when it would be rational…

I always tweet that I’m working hard, while I’m working hard.

Frankly, I’m more offended that she follows the Fat Jewish and that he’s still a thing even after he was exposed for stealing content.

If you put your shipyards facing the sea, not only do you have to deal with the sea weather you are vulnerable to attacks from the sea. Move your shipyards up river, and you have a big chunk of land to act as a buffer for the weather and the attacks.

That’s … honestly not the article’s most relevant point.

Well in the context of the times it had the largest shipyards in the US as well was the base for the Atlantic Fleet