Or cock.

You know, when Trump first proposed his Muslim ban all those years (oh god, no, it’s only been MONTHS) ago, I was calling my reps (David Joyce in the House and Portman in the Senate - I didn’t feel the need to call the two Democrats) and one of the things I said was that if they let him run roughshod over them, he’d…

“letting them know the vote had put Alaska’s future with the administration in jeopardy,”

Nah, it’s just an apprentice Master of the Universe trying to please the Alpha he worships and admires, which means constantly being belligerent and never apologizing. This is some fucked up way of him working on his daddy issues.

I love this too:

$45K.? I have tried with you two. Really. But your cheap asses don’t deserve another child or any more press and fuck your lame-ass TV show.

Starred for the sentiment and for “fries my taters.”

it remains unclear which, if any, “Generals and military experts” Trump actually consulted.

Maybe the President - who functions as the spokesman for the nation - should not announce major policies on a platform limited to 140 characters.

Yeah but a Cabinet War between those two would be about as exciting as watching my dog lick his own arse.

They shut shit down because adult women had the audacity to say “vagina” in front of other adults including (gasp) adult men in a discussion about health care directly related to women.

I’ve mentioned this a few other places, but it really fries my taters that Trump announced this ban on the 69th anniversary of Truman’s Executive Order to desegregate the military.

I don’t know if it’s because he’s said this before, but what baffles me the most is the fucking camera emoji! WHY?!?

You keep thinking this dumpster fire can’t get any worse, and then Trump throws in a bag of shredded tires soaked in kerosene and magnesium.

Reminder that the Department of Defense found that allowing trans people to serve openly would “cost little and have no significant impact on unit readiness.”

I’m pretty certain that in America we worship money, and that the Constitution of this country explicitly states the government has no role or say in how religion is practiced, if at all.

In an interview on the local news, a trans Navy veteran said, “We’re getting this from someone who claimed bone spurs to avoid the Vietnam war, then got miraculously cured when he saw a golf course.” Pretty good.

I’ll never understand how any woman or minority would choose to be a republican. The republicans hate women and minorities.

That’s what happens to a Republican and a woman who happens to be coherent and trying to do her job to the best of her ability: singling out and attempts to publicly shame her and humiliate her.