Don’t like the dress code for men? Then try do something about it. Don’t just complain about women objecting to theirs.

Agreed, men should not have to wear suits. Among many other things, it’s a huge contributor to overuse of air conditioning and detrimental to our environment and natural resources.

How come women can’t go sleeveless when Paul Ryan is allowed to go spineless?

I see their bitterness over their appendages never equalling Michelle O’s guns hasn’t abated.

Praise be motherfuckers.

What’s the worst that could...squirrel!

Pregnant folks shouldn’t have huge amounts of caffeine, though.

Ever grow a human being inside you?

I’m a yuge pothead, and even my addled brain knows that developing brains shouldn’t do any drugs. Period.*

His understanding of a “good” trade deal seems to be “they give us something for nothing.” Which fits with his tendency to not pay contractors.

Curious to see if Donny tries his stupid handshake dominance thing with Vlad. If he doesn’t do it, that will be very telling. Showing that he is subservient to Putin.

I saw a quote earlier where someone was trying to defend it by saying “Haven’t you ever gotten confused and not be able to find your car in a parking lot?”

Even worse? Putin’s an Orca. He’ll drive blubber rich Donnie to an ice floe to think he’s safe, drift around making comforting noises and then call in his entire pod to decimate him. This is like sending a addled hamster into a cobra cage.

In Donnie’s solipsistic and diseased mind, all of his statements are true by virtue of his having uttered them.

... and complete sentences.

A couple of the tweet-sized notes have leaked and they’re generally filled with pretty good advice:

Yes, welcome to Warsaw, Trump.