A photo of a woman on her knees cleaning = support for Trump. I guess she’s staying on brand..

He liked about his marathon time, claiming that he qualified for Boston. When called on it, Mr. Ryan said “my bad, that was my brother.”

Here’s the thing that we somehow need to make people understand: the government doesn’t “fund” PP the way it funds the CDC. When you hear Republicans talking about defunding PP, they are really talking about not allowing you to choose a PP clinic to get your PAP and have Medicaid cover it. It’s really fucking…

Remember when we were all very little and our mommy and daddy told us we need to go into Afghanistan, stop the terrorists and “liberate” the Afghan women? Good times!

Proof? Who needs proof. Trump taught us exactly what to do:

Totes. I don’t know where you live, but ‘round my parts, there are wild roving packs of Slutty McSlutsluts that abduct pregnant women and force them to get abortions. Addiction to abortions is skyrocketing; we just can’t see any hope on the horizon. And then they do all those...whadda ya call ‘em....mammy-o-phones or…

Update from Germany:

Ehe für Alle (Marriage for All) passed, legalizing full and equal gay marriage in Germany. Every party except for Merkel’s CDU/CSU and the far right “Alternative for Germany” (AfD) supported the bill. The liberal and centrist parties said they would not form a new coalition with the CDU/CSU if they…

The Mississippi SOS literally to Kobach to “go jump in the Gulf of Mexico.”

And Meryl Streep. In the front row.

I was pretty sure our state was going to be on the voter information denial list, since Washington’s been quite willing to push back against this administration, but I’m glad to see it confirmed. I wish the number was higher than 22, but that’s a pretty good response after one day.

So defunding PP is improving peoples lives? What a crock of shit. I hate them all of them.

“If Republican Senators are unable to pass what they are working on now, they should immediately REPEAL”

“...in some ways”

For someone who spent 8 years, and an entire campaign, bitching and moaning about how useless President Obama was; how ineffective a president he was, and how little he accomplished while he was always on vacation and golfing....

Trump has spent a considerable amount of time and effort undoing all of these Obama-era…

Oh, right, we can’t forget that Trump’s true number one priority is undoing everything good Obama did.

Surprised it took so long. Took Trump, like, a month to get rid of the Violence Against Women Act.

It’s just that Ivanka has been sooo busy being a loving wife, doting mother, style icon, head of a multi-national corporation, fashion designer, special council to the President of the United States (she calls him “President Daddy”), drafting speeches that show her great concern for everyone on the planet and just…

President Obama established the Council in 2009 for the purpose of reviewing policy proposals in order to safeguard gender equality.

She is apparently an amazing multitasker. Running a campaign, running the pizza sex ring, committing various murders, appearing on television and still finding the time to be a grandmother and wander in the woods.