Just so bloody happy that this UKIP shits lost their only seat! If they lost it to someone like Preet I may wet myself with joy.

...Says “chocolate chip cookies for breakfast.” ;)

NONE OF THIS IS NORMAL!

And how many of those bankers and financial execs went to prison for their culpability in bringing about the Great Recession while shafting citizens and ruining untold lives?

General sentiment around the Bay is that they’re the greatest team in the greatest sport ever. Unless they lose. Then the whole thing is fixed man.

Maybe it’s because I have a degree in compsci and math, but I was really hoping this article would end with an actual number (“7 times per month”) based on the headline instead of a big wishy-washy “It depends”

No. Because they never would have beaten the 97' Bulls which featured, IRC, Michael Jordan, Dennis Rodman, Magic Johnson, Toni Iommi, Luke Walton, Dickie Simpkins and Scotty 2 Hottie and were coached by Phil Niekro.

If they don’t cancel, protesters could organize something similar to the single finger salutes Rex Tillerson got in New Zealand.

LOL. Look at that face. That poor, persecuted snowflake.

This and watching the U.K. Conservative Party lose seats are my two favorite things tonight.

My friend, you should reply to her on Twitter. Believe me, she’ll be more than happy to explain the truth to you.

I can’t figure out what “the truth” is, in her comment. It’s her opinion.

One of the most tone deaf things about Katie McHugh getting fired:

I’m laughing because I feel so bad.

This is a simple case of he said, she said, and she #2 said, and she#3 said.... and she#58 said.

God I hope this is an actual screenshot

Meanwhile, McCain appears to be having a stroke. He’s conflating the Clinton e-mail investigation with the Trump Russia investigation as if they’re part of the same story. His line of questioning is totally non linear, like he’s not quite sure why he’s there.

Tim Tebow is on a minor league baseball team right now even though he had no idea how to play baseball.

Tebow was objectively bad and got multiple shots to be something else.