I forgive you. This election has given us all issues.

Or maybe someone will like the cut of your jib and leave some fresh baked cookies for you to enjoy!!

You are the absolute best part of this horrible never ending election. Which may not sound like much considering, but I swear it’s a compliment.

..and foreign chick she was...

No birthday balloons?

he’s just filed a $150 million defamation lawsuit. Some people might call this a big number, but it honestly seems pretty standard to me!

Oh really? Anyone know if I can connect my Snapchat to run through Kinja first?

Well done Seacrest

People look at me like I’m crazy when I say I prefer some fall/winter cold over the hell that is summer

Watching Kaine try to be cool hurts sometimes

Thanks!!

I would really enjoy some more details on this featured speaker, may I trouble you for a link of some sort?