I lived in Hawaii and we just hated those fucking shirts. Funny enough it was always the same guy in them. That shirt, cargo shorts, and sandals. You couldn’t tell one from the other except for the shirt pattern.

You just know there is a mullet, camo, and tape deck in there.

NEVER!!! DAMN IT!! BIG GOVERNMENT THINKS IT CAN TRAMPLE MY RIGHTS!! YOU’LL TAKE MY QUIET ENVIRONMENTALLY AMBIGUOUS SMUG BADGE AFTER YOU PRY IT AWAY FROM MY COLD DEAD BUTTCHEEKS!!! THIS IS HOW IT STARTS SHEEPLE!!

(Movie trailer voice over guy’s voice)

Yeah. I’ve been saying this for years. There is a serious progressive bubble that a lot of people have bought into. In fact, both sides and pretty much every group has their bubble. However, in my efforts to try and help I’ve been dismissed, called a troll, and mainly just got tired. Talking to people nowadays about…

He’s not painting the dead just the injured. No one died in his mind.

“Rad, right?”

49 inches. Hurumph!

WHERE IS MY DUCK HUNT AND LIGHT GUN?!! THAT’S THE <b/ BIGGEST FLAW /b>!!!

O...K?

This poor dealership. This woman is bring these Trumped up trickle down charges upon them!

Tch! You and your damn facts.

M4M?

Trashcan danger?!! Really? Man, kids these days. When I was young we had metal cans in the summer sun and you had to be wary of a really grumpy furry green looking dude who lived in it! We didn’t know what he wanted or why adults let him stay but he was there! We also had a guy who wore a sweater everyday and had a…

“* FOURTH, begin removing the more than 2 million criminal illegal immigrants from the country and cancel visas to foreign countries that won’t take them back”

How amazing is it that 99% of people will defer to you if all you do is speak about a subject in terms they’ve never heard of, and don’t say “um”?

Stop giving away the secret of marketing, damn! If they learn then they won’t need us anymore!!

Yeah. It was a warning to the presidents that came after. Just imagine your lead agent pointing to that spot, giving you that awkward vacant stare, and saying; “Yep, it happened right there. OK, now get in sir.”

There is an ass in that photo?

Hey!! SHE! IS! SEXY!! Somebody said so. It must be true. Everyone knows that we guys like women who have less curves than a 13 year old boy. We are attracted to her mind...something, something, woke Jezebel, something, something, misogyny.