It’s not just the ring. As a hiring manager for a large company, I also Google candidates and troll FB pages. Trust me, if someone is engaged it will be there.

“Live Gun Demonstration”

I love everything about this.

I will watch the shit out of this.

Can we stop using “pussy” as a word to mean weak though? My vagina has birthed three god damn kids.

You can be married to a black woman and still be a racist. It happens a lot. Viewing an entire racial or ethnic group as inherently inferior while simultaneously viewing them as sexualized fetish objects is a basic component of racism. Just ask Thomas Jefferson.

White men getting offended over other people getting offended is the most pussy shit of all. Just fucking get over it.

“Let-me-speak-to-your-manager mullet” is the best descriptor EVER!

Look at the stars. See how they shine for you.

Weirdly enough, I tend to picture Trump voters as white women with frosted, let-me-speak-to-your-manager mullets who like to make furniture out of pallets and paint eagles on gourds, even though all the ones I’ve met (dude who painted my parent’s house, security guard at the ER, guy who weatherproofed my garage door,…

Yes. Exactly. For me, currently, a person has to meet one of three criteria (and hopefully not more than one) for me to regard them as a human crap chute and disengage. Those criteria being:

Fuck, I should have saved it, but there was a comic floating around where a group of people are sitting around a small campfire in a bombed-out, post-apocalyptic city, and one of them is saying something like, “Yes, things are bad now, but for one glorious moment I was able to say I helped stick it to Hillary. You…

I’m already starting to distance myself from anyone who I know to be an active Trump supporter. It’s one thing to have supported him maybe in like mid 2015 before the crazy (the worst of it, anyway), but at this point there’s something seriously fucking wrong with someone if they’re still on board the sweaty hate…

Yup. You boo a 100 year old delegate excited to see a woman on the ticket, you’re gonna piss some ladies off and guess what, assholes? We don't forget.

And shouting down John Lewis, an American civil-rights hero, helps Bernie’s cause how??

That’s the kind of face you normally see after hundreds of years of aristocratic in-breeding. I’ve seen a plate of mashed potatoes with more distinction.

I think it has more to do with comparing a woman to a scavenging animal that is generally used to represent “crazy” and less about her actually having a strange laugh.

And yet Ted Cruz, the Zodiac Killer, is allowed to walk freely and serve in the US senate.