My first thought is “how many of those cops just shot each other?”.

So, only cops being shot? OK.

Donald Barr (Bill’s father) was an OSS agent (predecessor to the CIA) who plucked Epstein out of relative obscurity to teach at a prestigious ivy league prep school in Manhattan despite Epstein being only 20 years old and a 2x college dropout with no degree.

Why do you hate America?

this administration is promoting our shared history and encouraging the core values needed to make the American dream a reality

The next debate will be in the format of Family Feud—Progressives vs. Moderates—and answers will be scored based on what surveys say.

You should have kings instead. Not the modern kind, because they pander to the public too, but the medieval kind that were more “oh, you don’t like what I have to say? Well how do you like having your head separated from your body?"

I was SO proud of myself that I could still balance myself on my parking lot’s curb the other day like I was still a kid.

this isn’t about the dog’s breed but more about the fact it wasn’t actually a trained service animal. that said quit being such a baby

Soon every commercial break on fox will consist of only that pillow guy and people trying to sell gold.

In the title to this article, you forgot the quote marks around “suicide.”

I suppose he shot himself in the head… Twice.

He should have been on suicide watch.

Man I hope the season finale of America delivers, it’s been a little too dark for me so far.

Do .... you think they should be running more articles on John Hickenlooper instead?

I don't even think he could beat trump in the presidential race anyway. When he isn't wrong he isn't interesting enough to drive voters out in a large enough group to matter.

To be quite honest, I think both parties should be burned down, period.

I don't understand how he could possibly win the nomination. Has he offered up anything other than "we need to beat Trump. I'll fight him on the playground"? Of course that doesn't matter because everyone says he's the most "electable" so people see him as the nominee already and fall in line.

Personally, when I decide who I am going to vote for, I shut out everything except Jezebel articles that came out 15 months before the election. So you’re definitely onto something and not at all acting like a caricature of a centrist boomer with a head full of conventional wisdom they’ve never examined.