Hot garbage.

Also. Sunroof delete.

Hey, it’s less than a 1994 Toyota Supra.

Corporations are doing stock buyback, which used to be illegal.

If I were in your family, I wouldn't want to get 30 person group text blasts from you anyway. You're abusing the medium. If you need to announce something to 30 people, send an email. If you need to discuss something with 30 people (doubtful) use slack. Otherwise get better at refining your audience.

Yeah, let’s take a few:

“I’ll be 39 next year, smoke, and after leaving an awful ad agency job, been stuck paying $901/month”

Smoking is the one thing the ACA allows insurance companies to charge significantly higher rates for, since it leads to significantly higher medical bills. Try stopping and your bill will go down…

If the deal is advertised, it’s not that good of a deal.

Just gumband a terrible towel to the grille so buggies can see ‘em coming!

Yinz guys watch out for dem cars.

Mine is set around 70. Any warmer than that and SWASS is a distinct possibility in winter duds, an no one wants that. Truth be told, I’m too lazy to remove anything other than my hat and gloves in the winter when inside a car, hence the temperature setting.

I spend a lot of time outdoors. In the winter, I often run my heat at the lowest possible setting, so the “shock” of getting out of the car and into the potentially freezing outside air isn’t as great and it doesn’t “feel” as cold as it really is.

And if Tesla wins, somehow, we can have a rematch:

Pay! CEOs! Less!

We don't need another season of The Grand Tour. We need Amazon to commission more seasons of The Reassembler. 

You don’t really have any grip with your bare feet; seems like your feet would be sliding around on the pedals.

The egregious and terrible nature of the core take here almost distracts from the absolutely heinous addendum about the best kind of pizza.