@JamesHunt_AsSeenOnTV!: just like fungus.

''Tastes kinda sour?''

@FuzzyPlushroom: it's most probably illegal to make our car look like a vegas convenient store, but they tried their best

''I dunno, those Hondas look kinda dull!''

Ahem: I'm sure they'll have much better luck this time 'round!

You can tell it's meant for chicks and hairdressers because of the colour, and that my hand wouldn't even fit in that door handle.

''That front end is not crowded and venty enough is it?''

Nutin' like a 200SX@Steve Neill: Haha, that song is my friend's ringtone!

@DoctorNine: Why care about any other aspect of a care when you can have lotsa ''creme'' leather!

the slr's rear looks like the front of a daihatsu

@Ellomdian: All of what he said, but slightly funnier and less well put!

@tonyola: You can buy two, strip one out and put it's shell over the other to make it bulletproof and it'll be a lot cheaper

Old, queen loving Jamaican woman are gonna run dry on the motorways because they forgot that they had their maestroes converted the other day, becaust the royal publicist said they should

When that car drives off her drags, they will hopefuly be ripped off.

@smokyburnout: And the new means new stationary at work, f*** yes!!

Introducing the new Kia Picanto... oh wait it's another pointless green-blue-hybrid-town car from the company with too much money!

Iiiindoubtably the best looking BMW since the Nazca of the early '90s!

@Bumblebee: Snore

@layabout met the real Santa: they must have thought:

''This just in: the Covini C6W has just been pulled put of production''