This is a wonderful, wonderful little slice of Italian idiocy. Who cares if you can't actually tow anything with it, sign me up!

I have to agree on the MkI, but I do think they are steering in the right direction with the current, small-ish Golf platform. The round headlights are a definite.

yeppers...My immediate response as well.

well played, sir!

If the Accent had been eligible for cash for clunkers, this whole tragedy could have been avoided.

Look me up when you get here. I'll introduce you to the boss.

Nice. Good to hear again.

The first image that went though my mind was Kenny G playing a cover of this song...perhaps it is I that need therapy.

whut?

I love it when wormholes are worked into car commercials.

Well, since Clarkson's is a different color,I suppose we can rule him out.

I think the first generation of E class is debatable. Some say it goes back at least as far as the fintail (Heckflosse) W111, but I've definitely read references to the W114 (which I own) referred to as the E class of its generation, with the W108 being the S class.

I once owned (and loved) a Miata, and I can safely say that you sir, are a brave man.

oooh, good one.

check.

Nope. I've driven the Cayenne Turbo and the E55 AMG (and the E63), and 20" of snow is more than most wide-tired, car-based SUVs will get near. That's not to say it isn't an entertaining ride, though. It's certainly fast, posh and poised for a teutonic grocery-getter.

2005 Honda Pilot - 250

I'll take the 16-year-old prostitute, you take the remains of the Porsche.

I wonder how miserable of a driver this DB is in dry weather. At least here he can't get up enough speed to hurt himself.

A true master! Such greatness is seldom understood in its time.