I'll bet even his little tikes could probably kick all of our asses around the track.

@Wei: I remember I kind wanted one of these when I was in my 20's...Then I found out how much a tune-up costs.

@Diesel_Direkteinspritzung: Because you can't fit a catalytic converter on a Saturn V rocket.

@sharkd: Hmmm...must have made for some nasty wipeouts.

MUCH better.

@Half the wheels and twice the fun: Wow, I can't believe I had to scroll as far as I did to find mention of the NSX.

I'm pretty sure each one of these were either Hotwheels or Revell models.

Would anybody object to me bringing my Hello Kitty car?

@Maymar: I hear ya, they're all handsome and functional in their own right (if not lustworthy and downright Tonka-toy-like...I'm talkin' bout YOU, H2!).

A good old friend once said of a moderately attractive acquaintance, "Distance is her friend."

Escalade, Navigator or Hummer (even the H3—guilt by association)

@Wolfy Kovac: I think you mean "drunk." Also, "derranged," "idiotic" or "wasted" would have been acceptable.

@blue72: Wow, I'm actually really impressed it took such a high degree of idiocy to flip. I own several XJs, loved them dearly, but simply assumed they were much tipsier than what you see here. Impressed.

@Roberto G.: Okay, please pass the eye bleach, STAT.

I think everything you wrote made sense and thus supported the debunkery of this bunkery, with the exception of the speed of heat transfer...Were the logo actually metal and were there an actual, direct, heat-conducting path to it from the shotgun shell-like firing mechanism, I think there would be plenty of time to…

@00000000: You are both incorrect. SUVs are saver than 1972 Cadillacs and Sherman tanks in the snow. Can you imagine how much gas those things would use?

Whoever said "Cars are for going from point A to point B" would likely also subscribe to the idea that "Sex is for making new people."

@JackTrade: Oh, hypermilers...Lots of fascinating, sciency fun—until you're stuck behind one.

@Elhigh: Link please...

Those. Are. Awesome!