I’ve actually met Gideon a few times while she did campaign stops in my area, and she seems decent enough. Collins has fucked us over so many times, I’m pretty sure the tub of Vaseline someone threw at LePage would be preferable, though.

Except this is going to give the "clueless white ladies" an incorrect idea of what actual immigrants face

The same editor that bought American Dirt bought The Help. Google "Amy Einhorn"

She was at a panel at a bookseller conference yesterday, and someone asked her if she donated any of her SEVEN FIGURE DEAL towards organizations that help immigrants, and she hemmed and hawed and said could give a list but “she shouldn’t have to”

As a bookseller, I’ve been waiting to see what would be posted on Jez about this book, and I’m very very glad to see it’s not the same “who gets to write what stories” crap other outlets are trying to make it out to be.

Bookseller here! I can’t speak for other stores, but we’ve had a TON of interest from adults AND teens. It’s been really cool

I will scream for all eternity about my undying love (pun intended) for GIDEON

Doordash was also the first food delivery company to move into a LOT of rural areas and smaller cities, like a lot of places in Maine. They ended up with a leg up. 

I’m really curious if they’d run up against copyright stuff, since there’s arguably a “Trump brand” and he already has buildings named after him. I mean, they could probably get around it by doing the usual “President Donald Trump Library” thing- and oh god now I need to vomit and bleach my eyes. I can’t bear the…

Going back and reading this after the premiere... daaaamn y’all know this show too well

Please, for the love of god, stop referring to it as Megxit. That originated from horribly racist and sexist corners of the internet, and places the blame on Meg. Sussexit is better!

Hard pass. Whatever it is in these things and Nyquil and Advil PM puts me on my ASS for days. All groggy and hungover and blurry. It’s awful.

Thank god melatonin works for me when I need it.

Please please please please PLEASE send someone

For... journalism or something. Please.

As a bookseller, the sheer volume of books (no pun intended) I want to scream about at any given moment is.... a lot.

But if you haven’t read GIDEON THE NINTH yet, read it. Wise cracking lesbian necromancers in space solving a thing in a haunted castle. In space. I’m obsessed. This THIS IS HOW YOU LOSE THE TIME WAR is…

Trivia Murder Party and Quiplash are basically staples at all my friend gatherings now. And if someone is playing TMP for the first time, not telling them what the finger game does is like... tradition. The reactions are always priceless.

Finish a goddamn console game, which I haven't done since DA3

Thought I was spending Christmas alone because I got divorced in the spring, and my family lives on the other end of the country.

Jeezum, did she have some kind of “horrible acts of bigotry” scavenger hunt she was doing?

This just feels like one of those apps Giz is gonna write about in a week like “Oops! This popular app was actually Russian spyware!”

Switched to a Pixel 2 a few years ago after my iPhone corrupted and I lost everything and honestly, I still love it. It'll be paid off in a few weeks and I might not even upgrade yet. Battery life is still great, it's running updates well... I really love this phone.