Please please please please PLEASE send someone

For... journalism or something. Please.

As a bookseller, the sheer volume of books (no pun intended) I want to scream about at any given moment is.... a lot.

But if you haven’t read GIDEON THE NINTH yet, read it. Wise cracking lesbian necromancers in space solving a thing in a haunted castle. In space. I’m obsessed. This THIS IS HOW YOU LOSE THE TIME WAR is…

Trivia Murder Party and Quiplash are basically staples at all my friend gatherings now. And if someone is playing TMP for the first time, not telling them what the finger game does is like... tradition. The reactions are always priceless.

Finish a goddamn console game, which I haven't done since DA3

Thought I was spending Christmas alone because I got divorced in the spring, and my family lives on the other end of the country.

Jeezum, did she have some kind of “horrible acts of bigotry” scavenger hunt she was doing?

This just feels like one of those apps Giz is gonna write about in a week like “Oops! This popular app was actually Russian spyware!”

I’m pretty sure it’s the video game version of “for the lulz” 

WHAT

Cecilia, thank you so much for everything you’ve done at this site. Kotaku is still one of my favorite corners of the nerdy internet because it feels like a safe space to be a “gamer girl” or whatever, and you have been one of the biggest parts of that.

I spent most of last winter binge watching the old show. It was trash and problematic and yet I fell head over heels for it.

Seconded. I’d love to see an obit.

This is the first Thanksgiving since my divorce in the spring and y’all. No more Trump loving in-laws. No more sneaking back next door to door from a flask while I check on the dog. No more being forced to think through Black Friday catalogs.

Alternatively: there’s absolutely no shame in spending Thanksgiving alone.

Target has some really solid (inexpensive) bras in extended sizes, and tends to carry the DD range in stock, with others online.

This is the first game in so damn long that “gotta catch em all” felt ATTAINABLE.

The last few generations, I didn’t even try. It was just too overwhelming. This gen? I am catching EVERYTHING, and it’s so much FUN.

There was going to be a generation where they couldn’t fit it all in. Guess it was this one. I’ve made…

Newly out lesbian here to say DEAR GOD WHERE WAS THIS SONG WHEN I WAS 12??

They put Kristen Stewart in this one, which has ALL my queer friends thirsting. And me.

Update: she just sent me a silly possum gif and said she totally understands and is gonna be ok, and she’s glad I told her what’s been going on

So I just broke it off with my girlfriend. Like. 10 minutes ago.