Rode my bike to my polling station, because a 60 degree November day in Maine should NOT be wasted. So I was already flying on an endorphin high when I got there.

Does it make a squishing sound if you hit a wall? I swear to god it sounds like it does.

I’ve always thought that “your dad left to be a Pokemon trainer” was her way of saying “your deadbeat father left and is never coming back so I get to bone the professor, ok?”

This. My brother and I took an Uber to a baseball game in DC this year. There was traffic, yes, but my brother CLEARLY said which route he preferred and to just go with the GPS, and the driver just went off route and it took us about 20 minutes longer.

Going to a costume party tonight as Mary Poppins. I have NO idea if this is a ironic hipster group, or an “everyone is going to be sexy” group or what, so I figure if I need to I can hike my skirt up a bit, haha.

Because you live in New England and the only “authentic” restaurants are run by white people too? And are sit down?

Why does NO ONE care that Louisa is missing again? I mean, girl runs off all the time, but it’s usually because of Rose!

I freaking love this. I work in a shelter and I have people come in every day telling me that their furbaby passed over the Rainbow Bridge and it sucks. But then they leave with a NEW furbaby, and I can’t help but feel that that’s the best tribute to their old friend, saving another life.

The Duck of Justice is my hero. I live in Bangor, and an officer came to do a “how to deescalate a situation” talk at my work. He brought the duck let us all hold it.

YES. YESSSS
I kind of blanched at the “whole new AoGG” thing, and then I realized that Little House did pretty much the same thing, and I will absolutely get behind something like that

“If [Clinton’s] in office, I hope we can start a coup,” says Bowman. “She should be in prison or shot...There’s going to be a lot of bloodshed. But that’s what it’s going to take...I would do whatever I can for my country.”

Wait, that’s NOT JLaw?

Woah.

This. I’m SO paranoid about someone taking my dog, or her somehow magically opening the car door, that I won’t even run in to pay for gas when I have her. I don’t get how people can have the peace of mind to leave a dog in a car for an HOUR

Bangor is pronounced “Bane-gore” and not “Banger” like the entire world seems to think. And thus, it should not be on here.

(Also I grew up in Cumming, GA. WHERE IS THAT? Butts is just DUMB)

Signed,
A Bangorian who will not shut up about it

I genuinely wish randomized was a normal play mode. I LOVE stuff like that.

Fuck UNH

The “20 something who has no idea how to” thread!

Sitting in bed eating chips and dip and drinking a homemade daquiri. And watching Homeland.

I watched “Best In Show” for the first time last month, and I think I’ve watched it about eight times since then.

Christie argued more employees would be replaced by automated kiosks at small businesses if the state continues to hike its minimum wage.