I would read the fuck out of at that article if it were on Jez, because almost all of them are from Cosmo and they suck (pun intended).

Then you are either a MASTER, or you’ve found some outliers.

Seriously. BAM doesn’t fuck around

Borders/BN/Booksamillion alum here (I really got around, ok)- HOLY SHIT YOU BROKE SOS HOW ARE YOU ALIVE RIGHT NOW? I was half convinced that even OPENING an embargo’d box would signal some book ninjas to come and get me so fucking fired.

I’m so glad I’m not the only one sad about this. I don’t actively keep up with the latest seasons, but I binge-watch them whenever I’m sick or on my period or something.

If anything, I’d just be furious if my kids were taken on a field trip without my knowledge. Now THAT is a breach of trust

I can top that- I’m from a town in Georgia called Cumming. There’s a Dick’s (Sporting Goods) and a BJs right next to each other.

I work at the Humane Society in my town. Believe you me, you are FAR from alone. And seeing it in real life is the most ridiculous sob-fest since The Notebook

I went to three proms over my high school career (yay for dating guys older/younger than me!) and I swear I think I spent a grand total of $50 on my dresses.

I teared up and cried a bit. My husband, however, ugly-sobbed his way through it. It was amazing.

Honestly, that was my thought.

Thank you for this. My mom and I have had a.. rocky relationship, to say the least. It took me moving cross country and her remarrying (to my dad’s little brother! Woo!) to get us to a point where I can call her without freaking out.

We got married last July, and I’m only just now realizing that we didn’t do a bouquet toss.

It was REALLY hard to read as satire, idk. I get the attempt, I get what it’s mocking, but it didn’t come across very well

Good for her.

Back in February? That was my first exposure to her AND APHC. I was forever changed, I swear.

Unf, yes. So good

Protip for getting married in Maine: Most Audubon centers up here will let you rent out the field for a day or two. They even put up folding chairs for us and made sure it was mowed two days beforehand. We had the conference room to change in. It was only $400 and so friggin’ perfect.

My best friend is allergic to tomatoes and chicken, which has forced me to learn to cook something besides spaghetti and chicken pot pie.

My husband and I moved into his (hoarder) grandmother’s house before we got married. No one had really lived here since his grandfather passed in ‘07, and his grandmother moved next door.