Buy cobalt futures.

I know several highly successful entrepreneurs; they aren’t doing it for the money. The money is just a nice bonus.

You do realize LA air is far cleaner now than it was in the ‘70s?

Is there an Unserious Fraud Office? What’s the threshold between serious fraud and unserious fraud?

My Dad bought a CPO G37s coupe, and the dealer advertised they had done a 946 point inspection.

I played the woulda coulda shoulda game... until Jobs died. The day after Steve Jobs died, the stock had dropped about 20%, so I bought $25k worth.

He’s 42? Now I feel old.

I’m pretty sure the Falcon doors are still in beta testing.

You know how easy it is to get patents? My BIL is a farmer and has several. Want him to lecture you about climate change? I doubt it.

Maldonado is still young.

GM is so old fashioned! Don’t they know the cool kids just release the technology without testing, and let the car owners be the guinea pigs?

Communism: equal fuckings for everyone!

Cute story, bro.

Durango Demon, please!

Just put down “Demon Driver”. Most anyone would be fine with that.

Dealers everywhere would be perfectly fine if people paid MSRP.

I’d be tempted to buy it seeing how fast Austin is growing. And dirt isn’t being made anymore.

“My daily commute is less than 40 miles on surface streets.”

I think he wants a cookie.

I keep seeing reports that used car prices are falling, but not quick enough for me. I need a new-used pickup next month.