I once han an ex that like to wear her lipstick the same way, she burned my house down after a two week relationship.

I just look at all of my prison tattoos, that’s usually enough.

Some say that the deer in question was reincarnated as Ayrton Senna.

All of this sounds very expensive

Too soon brah, Senna is a god

SR20 or b18 would be enough, its under 2000 lbs

You can be “sereal” you guys, he’s real.

Looks like an 80's Cutlass up front.

Forgot the Buick Grand National and GNX, the things were faster than Corvettes.

“Few” as in the engine fell out at a stop light?

When did VW add the line through the logo between the v and the w?

Questions such as these are the reason that you will be remembered as the greatest philosopher of our generation.

A kitchen?

Great! How do they expect me to continue making alt right specific gay porn now? Fascists.

Sideways, ftw

Who needs a license or integrity when you smoke meth and bang trailer queens on a daily basis.

I’m sure his boyfriend is going to love it.

I have the same problem but with 60's and early 70's Cadillacs, there has to be a support group out there somewhere.

Yeah and I didnt take fat Shelly to prom, foh.

Yeah sure chief, just as long as they dont let you drive it on the track