Looks like an 80's Cutlass up front.

Forgot the Buick Grand National and GNX, the things were faster than Corvettes.

“Few” as in the engine fell out at a stop light?

When did VW add the line through the logo between the v and the w?

Questions such as these are the reason that you will be remembered as the greatest philosopher of our generation.

A kitchen?

Great! How do they expect me to continue making alt right specific gay porn now? Fascists.

Sideways, ftw

Who needs a license or integrity when you smoke meth and bang trailer queens on a daily basis.

I’m sure his boyfriend is going to love it.

I have the same problem but with 60's and early 70's Cadillacs, there has to be a support group out there somewhere.

Yeah and I didnt take fat Shelly to prom, foh.

Yeah sure chief, just as long as they dont let you drive it on the track

That is one ugly nun.

Its a Ford Mustang of the Seas.

I though the post was actually going to list where to buy those. My 5yo knows those are from an Impala or Biscayne. If anyone is interested there is a guy selling these on CL in Colorado. Sweeet clickbait torch.

This being a car blog makes one expect that they would know the difference.

Wearing the Slavic tuxedo, missing the dress shoes.

This thing is headed for disaster.

Turbo makes engines blow up as the original motor in this thing did.