I have a theory on the TSwift crab walking: she gets paid to carry/wear certain clothes and accessories. But even she can’t wear something for every single outing/gym trip. That’s when she walks backwards. She doesn’t want to endorse/promote/ give free press to clothing she isn’t getting paid to promote.

The judge hinted pretty heavily that the woman should sue, and her lawyer seemed to pick up on it, so hopefully there will be some Civil Liberties heavyweights raining down on that jail shortly.

The other thing I notice is that Wolf repeatedly apologizes to the woman and notes how humiliating this must be for her. The judge is not a hero—but this should be obvious to anyone who recognizes that black women possess the same humanity as everyone else.

This is horrific discrimination against the incompetent and as an incompetent person, I would like to see better and fairer treatment of my people. ‘Ooh, you need to know how to do things!’ ‘You need to know basic facts!’ It’s political correctness gone mad and also fascism probably.

I didn't know that Abigail Fisher had changed her name.

Full Disclosure: My father told me and my brother horrific (for children, anyway) stories of monsters and ghosts. The train by our house? Yeah, that’s just the ghost train taking souls to hell. Not going to bed? Red Eye was going to get me.

But if your child should ever ask you about the Ghostface in the picture, just look at it and say, “sweetheart, there’s nothing in that photo with you.”

Unrelated: I’m gonna start hiding Ghostface in the background of pics just to troll ToddlerNom years from now.

Never forget.

My guess is you don’t fly often or you don’t fly long distances. Otherwise, maybe you are just an amazingly resilient person. But I fly often and I fly long distances. And I see no reason whatsoever to add to the discomfort of being squished into a tiny seat for hours. I fly in sweat pants and a tshirt. My attire has…

He's attracted to her and wants to fuck her, this is not confusing.

I’m not team “dude.” I’m team “drama.” When Hiddleswift is out there stunting hard, I love it. When Calvin gets petty and tweets up a storm, I love that.

I’m no Harris fan but I gotta respect the pettiness. Someone give that guy some shots of tequila and the Twitter app and spill ALL the Katy drama, please!!