I always play as a chick when i can customize the character. I always play as evil too but that's besides the point.

My ex gf made me watch sex and the city. Not gonna lie started watching it without her. I eventually confessed this to one of my friends and he was like “yo sex in the city is my shit”.

Boy in da corner was, is, and forever will be my shit

As opposed to LN’s pepper grinder

THEYRE SO RACIST LETS BURN THEM ALIVE

But they also spawned Chet Haze, you know what I mean?

When Tom Hanks steals something it's not stealing anymore

I used to kind of date a girl who slept with Chet Haze. I asked her why, and she said she thought she'd get to meet his dad. The end.

Well my friend knows Castro and says he's really nice and has the best sneaker collection

Fuck you, Sports Illustrated

That happened to me when Outkast reunited for a tour a few years back. I imagine it's a similar feeling to seeing your first child brought into the world.

That's the best last name I've ever seen.

I'm not sure you could call him a terrible President when you consider the historical context but he was most definitely a shitty person and if there is a hell, he's certainly in it.

“How did I fail Women’s Studies? I love bitches!”

This hurts so bad. This would be the equivalent of finding out Jimi Hendrix or Eric Clapton or Bob Marley abused kids. I'm gonna throw up.

Yeah, I read it. Where is this quote from? It doesn’t say. He posts a link that doesn’t go anywhere citing a video that doesn’t exist. Don’t take the words of gossip columnists as facts.

I think you're the homophobic one

He said he wouldn't want to play a role that emasculated him, but this person seems intent on spreading word that he's a homophobe. They're the one that equates emasculating with homophobia, not him.

I really hope this is more “Drive” and less “Only God Forgives” in terms of quality. “Drive”, “Valhalla Rising”, and “Bronson” are really great films by Refn and I really hope I'm not disappointed by this.

He never said that, he said he'd never play a role that forced him to wear a dress. Hollywood loves putting black men in dresses for some reason, so I'm really not mad at him for that.