Itty bitty tittys are ok. One thing that is not acceptable; pancake butt.

Agreed. But were led to believe his ex fiancé agreed to marry him but called it off because of his dick size, and that’s kind of fucked up.

I was wondering the same thing. I imagine it feels like you're always wearing a condom. If I had to choose between a small dick or having sex using rubbers for the rest of my life, I'm choosing small dick.

i just don’t understand the “didn’t see it” part. I’ve never bragged about a girl not seeing my dick but “definitely feeling it.” Am I missing something?

To be fair, his ex didn’t say it to his face. But agreeing to marry him and then dump him, based on what were led to believe is due to his small dick, is kind of shitty

I'm so confused on what he's even trying to say here. Why didn't she see it? Was he hiding it? Why? Did he sneak it in? Is he a rapist? Is she ok? I don't know what happening.

“She didn’t get to see it that night, but she definitely felt it”. I’m really confused. Is it like hideous looking? Did you sneak it in while she slept? Is she your prisoner?

You are either hells sweetest demon or heavens baddest angel.

The bigger your dick, the less gay you are. Ask literally any scientist that question and they’ll tell you the same thing. Thats how we know Donald Trump loves pussy so much, because he has such a huge dick. He guarantees it.

I’ve gathered three things from reading the comments on this article.

You're a god damn genius

Kids movies are fantastic when you're high. The humor is just so much more satisfying to me when it lands as opposed to adult humor which usually just consists of dick jokes, fart jokes, ect.

You know what else weed makes better? Everything.

Did you type “pictures that make Padme Lakshmi look bonkers crazy” on google image search?

All the ghosts featured in the movie used to be white people. Couldn't we get a black CGI character for once.

She’s not playing a crack addict or a drug dealer, she’s an MTA employee. It’s actually a pretty great job that has a strong union and excellent benefits. I work a similar job and we’ve only got one white dude on the crew. Id rather this than her playing some kind of hustler.

MTA workers are in a great union with great benefits and high pay. I kind of hate how everyone assumes people in blue collar jobs are uneducated.

This is kind of a difficult subject for me and I rarely bring it up, but I’m one of the very few who was falsely accused of rape. I know the statistics, and I’m by no means a rape apologist, but I know firsthand how damaging these claims can be to a person innocent of the crime they’re accused of. Is it anywhere near…