“Raising a cop’s grump” is hilarious. Cops wouldn’t survive an hour in retail. Imagine if they were held to the same - or perhaps even a higher - standard.

Congrats to manufacturers for doing what should have been done a decade ago

This is the start of a movie where the CIA catches the kid and gives him two options: life in juvie, or you work for us

Anyone driving a giant SUV. Tahoe, Expedition, whatever. Death on wheels.

Hair transplants these days do end up looking like that, but most people wear gauze and a hat while traveling

They make little incisions and plant follicles, causing the head to bleed and scab up.

Man I wish any of these had hatches.

Charging infrastructure. Can’t charge at my apartment that’s a 100-year old house, amd there aren’t a lot of places to stop and charge that are reliably up.

I’d love a nice hatchback EV, but I just can’t really do it with living in a 100-year-old multi-family apartment complex. Also all of these other than the BMW seem to be for SUVs.

Still totally bizarre to me that the Elantra N is a sedan

I have not driven many cars I disliked, but I REALLY hated driving a rental Nissan Juke a co-worker got from the company on a work trip

I hate the front overhanging bumper

The Honda Crosstour was laughed at in its time but like the Aztek was merely too early to the party. I bet it would do well now.

Making super powerful Mustangs more expensive means less on the road to kill people at C&C

Would a Civic Hatch with the seats folded down fit a drum set? Seems to check off most of the criteria otherwise, especially the daughter mortification test.

If I were rich I’d convince automakers to do this with normal cars and then I’d buy the option on all varieties of white, black, silver, and grey

He’s saying with the dead batter they’d be lugging around it was just a heavier Cruze

I’m not so sure on that one. People buy SUVs because it gives them the perception of increased safety and ruggedness while also having the practicality of hatchbacks. Plus, old people can get in and out of them better. Short of the government doing something about the incentives to make them, they’re here to stay imo

“No one’s going to jail” means nothing will change

This should be the kind of thing that shuts a place down